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whitegirlsaintshit:

fuck y’all

#i  #okay  #videos  #queue your worst  



*is about to go to bed*

"oh hey i left some laundry in the washer can you put it in the dryer and stay up until it’s done"

#lisa babbles  #we have to be up!!!  #at seven!!!!  #i have already made a FATAL ERROR by being up this late  #you are not helping ! ! !  



deidara: Fine art is the beauty of that single fleeting moment of explosion!!!!
sasori: [looks at camera like on the office]
#perfect  #naruto  



awkwardlara:

elkian:

the-average-gatsby:

alright you guys have posted some pretty bad jokes on here but not one comes close to this doozy

brace yourselves

so there’s a far-off place that consists of a perfectly triangular lake surrounded by land, with three kingdoms on the three sides of the lake. the first kingdom is rich and powerful, filled with wealthy, prosperous people. the second kingdom is more humble, but has its fair share of wealth and power, too. the third kingdom is struggling and poor, and barely has an army.

the kingdoms eventually go to war over control of the lake, as it’s a valuable resource to have. the first kingdom sends 100 of their finest knights, clad in the best armor and each with their own personal squire. the second kingdom sends 50 of their knights, with fine leather armor and a few dozen squires of their own. the third kingdom sends their one and only knight, an elderly warrior who has long since passed his prime, with his own personal squire.

the night before the big battle, the knights in the first kingdom drink and make merry, partying into the late hours of the night. the knights in the second kingdom aren’t as well off, but have their own supply of grog and also drink late into the night.

in the third camp, the faithful squire gets a rope and slings it over the branch of a tall tree, making a noose, and hangs a pot from it. he fills the pot with stew and has a humble dinner with the old knight.

the next morning, the knights in the first two kingdoms are hung over and unable to fight, while the knight in the third kingdom is old and weary, unable to get up. in place of the knights, the squires from all three kingdoms go and fight. the battle lasts long into the night, but by the time the dust settled, only one squire was left standing - the squire from the third kingdom.

and it just goes to show you that the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides

THAT WAS AWFUL AND I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

I made an audible gasp, then I got super angry, and then I slow clapped it out because oh my goodness that was really something there I’m still in shock

#this is the most infuriating thing i have ever read  #important  



if a song appears in a movie trailer it will take me point five seconds to find, identify, and download it.

#lisa babbles  #i have a Thing for trailer music  #both the badass orchestral stuff and also random oneshot songs that end up as backtracks  



foreverdai:

#jesus horatio christ  #pacific rim  #cats  #audio  #amazing.  #can we get a pacific rim rerelease that replaces all the kaiju with various cats  



zackfaair:

please take photoshop away from me

zackfaair:

please take photoshop away from me

#BEAUTIFUL  #also  #about me  #dragon age  #dragon age 2  #hawke  



#vomit talk under the cut. also complaining.

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#lisa babbles  #not really plagueblogging because my stomach's just been weird today  #but.  



why

why

#lisa babbles  



some guy at olive garden parked so terribly that i legitimately missed my parking spot because i was too busy gaping at it

#lisa babbles